Saturday, August 1, 2009

Behemoth - Demigod

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Genre: Blackened Death Metal
Quality: VBR / 44,1 kHz / Joint-Stereo
Origin: Poland
Length: 40:47
Size: 72,7 Mb

Tracklist:
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1.Sculpting The Throne Ov Seth
2.Demigod
3.Conquer All
4.The Nephilim Rising
5.Towards Babylon
6.Before The Aeons Came
7.Mysterium Coniunctionis (Hermanubis)
8.XUL
9.Slaves Shall Serve
10.The Reign Ov Shemsu-Hor

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SLAYER!!! - Reign In Blood

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The 3rd and Best Slayer Album of all the Time was released in 1986

Tracks:
01. Angel of Death
02. Piece by Piece
03. Necrophobic
04. Altar of Sacrifice
05. Jesus saves
06. Criminally Insane
07. Reborn
08. Epidemic
09. Postmortem
10. Raining Blood
11. Aggressive Perfector
12. Criminally Insane

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Jacob: Oh jeez, Slayer's "Reign In Blood". What can I say? It's fucking thrashtastic, it's heavy, fast, and it's fucking Slayer! This was the first Slayer album, I listened to (As with many people considering this is their most popular album). The album kicks off with my favorite song "Angel Of Death" a lightning fast song. Tom Araya's scream at the very begining of the song is fucking crazy while the shredding ensues. I only have two problems with this album. First of all, many of the songs sound like each other, there's not a lot of variation, but it still is fucking thrashing. Second of all, Kerry King's solos. Kerry King is a very good guitarist, don't get me wrong, but the solos all sound like a swarm of dying mosquitoes. Whether or not he meant to make his solos sound like this or not, but to me the solos are little annoying. these facts do not over shadow the good qualities of the album. So if you're looking for a thrash happy album, then this is for you.

8/10
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Draven: Reign In Blood, what else can I say? It is THEE greatest thrash album TO FUCKING DATE!! This album kicks ass because this is the first studio album to not talk just about Satan, but the war, Nazis (Fuck Nazis) and death. The cd starts off with Angel Of Death, which, in my opinion as a drummer, is the best song that features double bass, EVER!!

The songs them selves are fucking SHIT-TASTIC!!! Fuck what Jacob, every single song DEFINITLEY has a different sound to each one of them. They are each their own individual selves. Thats what I love about them. And the fucking guitar solos, whew-wy, those mother fuckers are like, ELECTRIC DYNAMITE!!! That shit is beauty to the fucking BONE!!

I have never heard an album like this in my life. And holy dog shit taco, when Postmortem breaks right into Raining Blood's house and fucks shit up, good things happen there!! When you hear that transition from Post, to fucking Raining B-L-O-O-D, that is like, "Wow, did that just happen?" and fucking Satan turns around and looks you right into your brown eye and says, "YES MOTHER FUCKER!! THAT JUST HAPPENED YOU DIRTY LITTLE COCK SUCKER!!" Well, thats the end of my review. I say, download it, then buy it, and fuck the cd hole.

I give this cd 10.5 PENTAGRAMS (yes, 10.5, no 9.5, 10.5 MOTHA FUCKA) out of 10.

Immortal - Sons Of Nothern Darkness


  1. "One by One" – 5:00
  2. "Sons of Northern Darkness" – 4:47
  3. "Tyrants" – 6:18
  4. "Demonium" – 3:57
  5. "Within the Dark Mind" – 7:31
  6. "In My Kingdom Cold" – 7:17
  7. "Antarctica" – 7:12
  8. "Beyond the North Waves" – 8:06
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Jacob: A long while ago I listened to a few songs in "Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism", which was pretty raw album of theirs (with an hilarious music video from "The Call Of The Wintermoon")

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And they seemed pretty good, even though I wasn't into a lot of black metal back then. Soon I would cream my pants for every new release that came out and I nearly shat myself while listening to "At The Heart Of Winter". Then, while browsing the music at F.Y.E. I see this peice of gold in the corner of my eye. I didn't even know that this fucker came out on stores, so I promptly bought this CD ASAP and listened to it as soon as I could. The first song "One By One" popped up and so did my boner. The sheer speed and awesome that came out of my speakers was over powering me. This was fucking metal. My favorite song out of this aural orgasm would probably have to be "Sons Of Northern Darkness", the opening of the song has a bitchin' drum solo right at the begining and the song keeps up with its epic beat. Fucking download this album right fucking now. NO! Buy this motherfucker. This is the light that is being shone into the darkness that is shitty music (I'm looking at you Limp Bizkit!)

10/10
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Draven: What the fuck just happened to my ears? IMMORTAL!! THATS WHAT!! That fucking cd is god damn mind blowing. I am not a giant fan of black metal, but that is the shit stomping shit right there! This is actually the only thing I have heard of Immortal, besides the shamefulness of "Call Of The Wintermoon". HAHA!! Anyway, back to the review.

This cd is one of those cds, where when its over you think, "Fuck, thats it? Why not more? I need MORE OF THIS EVIL SATANIC FUCKING HOT PIECE OF ASS!!" You know what I'm talking aboot? But like I said before, this is pretty much the first thing I have heard besides the "C.O.T.W.M.". And when Jacob told me "Hey Draven!! LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!!" I listened to it, and Im pretty sure there was and all woman lesbian orgy going on in my ears (good thing). Not some gay guy cum filled butt sex party at my grandmas appartment (bad thing).

This shit is AMAZING!! Actually, no, its not "Shit" its "METAL SHIT". Get it? Cause our name of the blog is... Ahh, fuck it. Anyway, I would recommend this shit to any metal-head who is looking for a good fix of METAL!!! If you havent heard this cd, then fuck you, you fucking fuck!! Download it, buy it, what ever the fuck your into. Me, I would say, BOTH!! I would buy this sexy piece of big titted ass. What? Anyway, DO THIS SHIT, LISTEN TO IT, SPLOOG EVERYWHERE, GOOD TIMES!!

I give this shit, 10 bottles of Corpse-Paint out of 10!!